Quickly deploy thirst quenching satisfaction with ease. Hands free hydration without needing a dorky animal themed backpack.(Camels are gross)
Pairs perfectly with your fanny pack, cell phone belt clip, and all your other dad pack accessories. Exude heart racing sexual dadness without compromise. PTA meetings will never be the same, and neither will the neighborhood soccer moms.
Custom made Kydex crafted by seasoned brewski artisans. Handcrafted for maximum comfort, increased durability, and thirst quenching badass awesomeness.
Looped belt clips for secure OWB carry and anti-shake spill design.